Endless Spiral of Self-Deprecation
(UB40 - Red Red Wine)

I’m sleepy and I’m hungry. If I eat, I’ll probably get sleepier. If I sleep, I’ll get fired. What a shitty combination.
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My efforts to stop shaking my knee seem to be working. I’m a lot more aware of it which gives me the chance to consciously stop it. However, I think I’m cracking my knuckles on a more frequent basis now. I think if I try to stop cracking my knuckles as well I’ll likely pick up a new annoying habit like smoking.

Look what I’ve started. It’s like an endless spiral of self-deprecation.
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I bought the new Cure cd a few weeks ago and I got 3 free pins from them. Sweetness to the extreme! Then on top of that earlier this week Best Buy had some crazy sale where I got the Coldplay Live DVD and CD for $9.99. The regular price is $23.99! I don’t usually like to shop but damn I’m having some good shopping karma lately. I bet if I stop off at the adult video store on the way home to buy a movie, they’ll throw in some free hand sanitizer and some moist towelettes as well!
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Having a rough day? Someone sent me this today…I think it’ll cheer you all up…

POSITIVE THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
When you feel that nobody loves you,
Nobody cares for you,
And everyone is ignoring you,
You should start asking yourself…

Am I TOO sexy?